I Am Not Facing Foreclosure

Well everyone, these lenders have gone too far now (not sweet)!  I was sitting around minding my own business when I got a telemarketing call and lo and behold, a sweet deal had magically dropped from the sky.

These lenders (characterz I like to call them) basically talked me into some stuff that was kinda gray (a shade of black/white).  They made it sound so good on the phone and you know, its all good when that happens.  Sweet deal!

But now I realize that maybe they did some things that were shady two™.  I take responsibility for some things but not them abusing me and making me do shady deals.  To the Lenders I say - NO DEAL!  Why are they doing this?  What’s in it for them?  Why do they insist on wasting our tax dollars?  Why do they harass Semi-Vegan™ mostly law-abiding citizens about paying back these stupid loan thingys?

I may just look into this™ soon.  I am talking with my team of financial powerhousez™ and a Trooth-In-Cashback™ dealz assistance group to see what I can do about this.  More to come….

(Editor’s note:  Per special request, guest blogger ‘Kay C’ has asked to return to share a shocking revelation)

Hello everyone, supporterz™ and haterz™ alike.  It has come to my attention that while I work on sweet opportunitiez™ overseas (more to come later), things at home (do I still have one?) are falling apart.

Yes, I am still down under but it has come to my attention through some trusted adviserz™ of my inner circle network™ that someone has been trying to do sweet deals in the states as me.

Those 3 characterz back home are really trying to metal™ in my business and my family (why are they doing this?)  but this is much wurse™.  In fact, its the Wurst™!  I am going to have to be troothful about what is going on.

Many people do not know about ALL my family.  Back in Sweetuzickstan, their™ is a family secret that has been locked away in a coffee can, so to speak, for many years.  Drum roll…….rat tat tat tat tat (that’s a cool sound).  It’s my twin brother, Jay C™!  HE IS EVILLLLLLL TIMES A GAZILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I heard though the old country network of trusted comrades™ that he may have gotten out of the dungeon sometime after I headed for the Outback (bloomin onion - mmmmmm - it’s not Macaroni Grill but it is Fully Vegan™).  Even though I made some gray area™ dealz and did some shade tree type things, he is the real villian here.  I am just trying to make sweet passive income but that guy want’s to make thing wurse™.

He’s trying to sell my sweet domain, he wants to shut down the blog, and he even wants to mess up my book deal with The Publisher Who Shall Not Be Named™.   He is also causing problems with She Who Shall Not Be Named™ too.  I think he even went to court for me (I sure would not have gone - court is scary!).  He may even be behind Caseyhaterz thingy - who knows?  I would not put it passed™ him.    He is really kind of a grimlynn™ (is that what they are called? - those little guys are really kind of cute).  He may be in kahootz™ with the 3 characterz, I just don’t know.

Well listen to me good, Jay C.  As of this minute, I am cancelling you as a twin brother (who sez you can’t choose your relatives?).  You are disowned.  I thought we had a Dungeon Truce™.  You were to stay in the dungeon and I make us rich (sweet passive income) and send money home for your own blue ball (they are comfy and good for posture and let you exercise in the dungeon) , semi-vegan diet (healthy stuff), and sweet pda internet access to follow my enterprenoorial™ life vikariosly™ through my sweet media™.  I wanted you to experience Amerika™ even though you were in the dungeon.  Well now, it’s NO DEAL!  You cannot mess up my life right when Good Things Are Coming™. 

Why would he do this?  It’s just unfair that he came to Amerika™ and messed up my life while I was on a business trip looking into opportunities.  A turnaround was coming.  What did I do to him?  Jay C, if you are reading, I am looking into™ taking care of whatever problems you have caused me.  What you are doing is definitely NOTALLGOOD™  All your interfering in my life is wasting my time when I have MORE important things to do.  Once I wrap up business here in Oz and find some supporterz™ to get me a plane ticket, I am looking into™ a counter attack!  I have a meeting scheduled once I get back to the U.S. to talk to my power team of counterattackz™.

On a positive note, today I defeated a Kangaroo in a boxing match (he got distracted by some strange little australian animal, kinda like a shiny object, and hopped off to chase it).  More to come on everything else later.  Sweet!

We all have needs don’t we?  Here are my current needs. 

1.  Ideas for sweet passive income or how to monetize this blog or turn it into a resource for many millions of people.

2.  A year’s supply of beer, preferably a nice import or  microbrew (Be advised before committing that a year’s supply for me is A LOT!)

3.  An Iphone (I don’t have time to camp out)

4.  Mad IT Skillz training

5.  A Ferrari, red please

6.  A month in Australia, preferably during the Australian Open (with tickets to the matches), airfare, and 5 Star accomodations.

7.  A crack team of adviserz.

8.  A set of RE Guru dvdz, bookz, and cdz.

9.  A publisher for my writings, with no payment required on my part.

10.  Magic Beanz.

Suits and threats.  Ex parte legalese found on the internet.  Murses full of discovery and pleadings and top secret documents.  It’s all too much to comprehend.  It needs to be televised. 

Please vote for where this suit should be heard:

1. Judge Judy

2. People’s Court

3. Texas Justice

4. Divorce Court

5. Judge Joe Brown

6. Jamba Juice

7. Before Judge Ito

8. Jerry Springer

9. Australia

10. _________ (write in vote)

Editor’s note:  Special Guest Blogger ‘Kay C’ has stepped in for today:

Hi everyone - um, glad to be here.  For reasons I can’t revel, I have to keep my identity a secret (now that’s a good book - The Secret).   I was once a real estate investor but things happened, I made some  gray area type mistakes, and all my houses either got foreclosed on or short saled, or something - I’m not clear exactly about what happened to all of it.  I was facing foreclosure but that part is over (unfortunately) and this seemed like the perfect place to blog where I wouldn’t violate any contracts or deals (whoops).  I’m not facing foreclosure anymore (Sweet!).

I ate breakfast this morning (non-meat eggs with non-meat toast) with a noted investor/blogger/author and I’m hoping to become an apprentice of this successful person.  I need to focus and take care of some things soon on that…..more to come later.

I haven’t really been concentrating on my family lately as they just have been all over me about bills and stuff.  I keep telling them that good (great?) things are just around the bend, eh mate?  For some reason they are doubting me.  I like to be passive and let things come to me magically but lately my powers have been on the frizz and the deals are not so sweet.  But all successful enterpenoors fail at least a couple (three or more?) times before becoming sweet passive millionaires so I am very optomitic about that.  More to come later on what I am doing.

Let me talk a little about leverage and OPT (other people’s time).  When used correctly, these two things are oh so sweet for the businessman/investor/blogger.  Time is what I am short of, what with deals coming at me right and left, sweet media coverage, and my new mates and kanga friends taking up all my time.  So I leverage the opportunities by getting OP (other people) to do my work whenever possible.  I am  hoping to cut it down to less than one hour a day that I actually do stuff.  Hey, that is the goal and I’m hoping to hit a touchdown.

Arbitrage is a cool word that I heard somewhere.  I’m not sure what it means but it really is sweet when it works and it’s awesome to toss into a good blog entry.    From a sweet blogging perspektive, it’s definitely all good.  Nothing like some sweet arbitrage when you are sleeping. 

My goal for the rest of 2007 is to think twice (thrice?) before jumping into any new deals or partnerships.  Not honoring your agreements is definitely not sweet and I am trying to do better in that respek.  NO RASH DECISIONS!  I am also going to try to go from active napping to passive napping.  If I can get a good moderator or two for comments (who can you trust?) , I won’t toss and turn worrying about it during my naps.

One quick word about the doubterz and disbelieverz.  Why must you be so negative?  What is about successful enterprenoors that you w-2 loosers don’t like?  I mean to say, w-2 loosers are not all loosers but it’s just not for me.  No one ever got sweet passive income by going to a cube farm every day.

On another note, if anyone wants to help me with any of my new opportunities, there will definitely be a mention on the internet somewhere for you. 

I’m out of time right now.  There is a guy right now who looks a lot like Keanu Reaves and he is chasing me down the street yelling ‘Brody, stop!’.  I don’t know what that means but he looks like he means business.  G’day!

Fugitive or not?  Looking for the mysterious one-armed man?  Running from responsibility?  Chasing dingos?

Why oh why is our little snowflake in Australia?  I don’t think there are too many sweet deals there, but hey, it’s as good a place as any, I guess.  Someone supposedly paid for a one way airline ticket over there and some fans offered lodging but apparently there were some ‘complications’ and who knows where our hero is now - wandering the streets it seems. 

This trainwreck just gets more ridiculous every day but we can’t look away.  We’ve got a book looking suspiciously like another well known best seller and some mysterious publisher that has been ‘outed’ on other sites.   Nigel is spilling the beans right and left on the Salt Lake trip with the mysterious (there’s that word again) money man ‘G’, who has also been ‘outed’. 

The Wandering Minstrel of Sweet Cash Back (as coined elsewhere) is talking about crossing the globe.  He just needs a place to stay.  He talks about returning home soon.  Hopefully the FBI will be waiting for him at customs.

This is entertainment in the internet age, folks. 

OUTSIDE WILLY WONKA’S OFFICE

WONKA: So much to do, so much to do, invoices and bills,
letters , opening the mail. . . I must answer that note from the queen.

 CASEY: Mr. Wonka, what’s gonna happen to the other speculators?  WONKA: My dear boy, I promise you they’ll be quite all
right.  When they leave here, they’ll be somewhat restored
to their normal, terrible old selves.  But maybe they’ll be
a little bit wiser for the wear.  They may be bankrupt.  They may be in jail.  They may be divorced.  Anyway, don’t worry about
them.