I Am Not Facing Foreclosure

Well everyone, these lenders have gone too far now (not sweet)!  I was sitting around minding my own business when I got a telemarketing call and lo and behold, a sweet deal had magically dropped from the sky.
These lenders (characterz I like to call them) basically talked me into some stuff that was kinda gray [...]

(Editor’s note:  Per special request, guest blogger ‘Kay C’ has asked to return to share a shocking revelation)
Hello everyone, supporterz™ and haterz™ alike.  It has come to my attention that while I work on sweet opportunitiez™ overseas (more to come later), things at home (do I still have one?) are falling apart.
Yes, I am still [...]

We all have needs don’t we?  Here are my current needs. 
1.  Ideas for sweet passive income or how to monetize this blog or turn it into a resource for many millions of people.
2.  A year’s supply of beer, preferably a nice import or  microbrew (Be advised before committing that a year’s supply for me is A [...]

Suits and threats.  Ex parte legalese found on the internet.  Murses full of discovery and pleadings and top secret documents.  It’s all too much to comprehend.  It needs to be televised. 
Please vote for where this suit should be heard:
1. Judge Judy
2. People’s Court
3. Texas Justice
4. Divorce Court
5. Judge Joe Brown
6. Jamba Juice
7. Before Judge Ito
8. [...]

Editor’s note:  Special Guest Blogger ‘Kay C’ has stepped in for today:
Hi everyone - um, glad to be here.  For reasons I can’t revel, I have to keep my identity a secret (now that’s a good book - The Secret).   I was once a real estate investor but things happened, I made some  gray area type [...]

Fugitive or not?  Looking for the mysterious one-armed man?  Running from responsibility?  Chasing dingos?
Why oh why is our little snowflake in Australia?  I don’t think there are too many sweet deals there, but hey, it’s as good a place as any, I guess.  Someone supposedly paid for a one way airline ticket over there and [...]

OUTSIDE WILLY WONKA’S OFFICE
WONKA: So much to do, so much to do, invoices and bills,
letters , opening the mail. . . I must answer that note from the queen.
 CASEY: Mr. Wonka, what’s gonna happen to the other speculators?  WONKA: My dear boy, I promise you they’ll be quite all
right.  When they leave here, they’ll be somewhat [...]

In the spirit of the old Allen Ludden version of Password, let’s play.
Debt - Ginormous.
Finances - F*cked.
Blog - Stale. 
Foreclosure Site - Fantasy.
Negativity - Reality. 
Haters - Realists. 
Details - Ignored. 
Follow-through - None.
Partnerships - Destroyed. 
Opportunities - Wasted. 
Job - Avoid. 
Book - Myth.
Success story -  Mirage.
Big deals - Daydream.
Crazy ideas - Forget.
Passive income - Nonexistent.
Huge deals - Delusion.
Goals -  Failure.
Focus - Lost. 
Priorities - [...]

Well, our hero Casey over in Bizarro World has shut down commenting and seems to have disappeared.  He went to the green muck pool for a photo op but alas, did not fall in to experience the joys of pool ownership. 
The outfit, however, was right out of some 1960’s technicolor explosion.  Sweet! 
So where is our [...]